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        <h1><strong>Woof Woof ! Hello humans, I am Neptune(not a planet) but a dog because my stupid owner named me after a fuckin' planet.
        You humans !Today, I will show what my typical day looks like, and it certainly is much interesting than boring you.
        So, hope on we're going to have an nice time together
        <p>By the way here's little cute me</p>
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<p>So,shall we begin</p>
<p>This morning, I woke up & kissed my dad's head.
<p> I peed on the carpet, then went back to bed.</p>
<p><q>The life of a puppy, oh my, this is great</q></p>
<p> Then I thought about breakfast, <q>I hope it's not late.</q></p>

<p>Mom took me outside, we walked for a while.</p>
<p>This never fails, to make Mama smile.</p>
<p>I sniffed of everything, that we did pass,</p>
<p>I ate something weird , it gave me gas.</p>
<p>I'm sure God loves me, I know that is true.</p>
<p>He gave me so many great things to chew.</p>
<p>Rugs, plants or rocks, I really don't care.</p>
<p>What I truly like best, is Dad's underwear.</p>
<p>That obedience book, was sort of yummy.</p>
<p>Though it didn't sit well on my poor puppy tummy.</p>
<p>I threw up a bit, but that was all right,</p>
<p>When Mom found it later, I was well out of sight.</p>
<p>I made streamers of T.P., while running at full speed.</p>
<p>Mom's pretty quick , but I was still in the lead.</p>
<p>I flew under the bed, and Mom flew past,</p>
<p>She stopped ,shook her head, and breathed, <q>You're too fast.</</q></p>
<p>Mama later phoned Daddy, and said, <q>It was frightening!</q></p>
<p>That afternoon, she was sure I'd pooped lighting.</p>
<p>She'd sat at the computer, while I chewed the cord,</p>
<p>She thought I was mad, but I was just bored.</p>
<p>When Mama had enough, couldn't take anymore,</p>
<p>That's when my tushy got shoved out the door.</p>
<p>I love it inside, but outside is best.</p>
<p>Laid in the cool grass, and had a good rest.</p>
<p>That didn't last long, there was too much to do </p>
<p>Can't quite remember where I hid Daddy's shoe.</p>
<p>I found an old bone, and scratched at a flea,</p>
<p>I watched the dumb squirrels as they jumped in a tree.</p>
<p>I barked at the kids, when they got off the bus.</p>
<p>I can't figure out why this makes Mama fuss.</p>
<p>I barked at the neighbor, I barked at the wind.</p>
<p>I barked and I barked, till Mom yelled, <q>COME IN.</q></p>
<p>The sun dipped in the west , soon Daddy would come!</p>
<p>I sure love my daddy: we always have fun.</p>
<p>I barked at my daddy, then turned on my charms,</p>
<p>I woo-wooed, <q>Hello,</q>then jumped in his arms.</p>
<p>Sitting under the table — it's sooo hard to wait.</p>
<p>Daddy slipped me a goodie right off of his plate.</p>
<p>I raced through the house, and scattered my toys,</p>
<p>Ricocheted off the furniture, and made lots of noise.</p>
<p>Mom found her purse , the one I abused.</p>
<p>Daddy let loose a chuckle. Mom asked <q>Amused??</q></p>
<p>I cowered down low, I must be in trouble.</p>
<p>Dad said, <q>Wasn't MY boy, it must be his double!</q></p>
<p>Mom turned off the TV, and said, <q>Time for bed.</q></p>
<p>Dad said <q>Let's go boy,</q> and patted my head.</p>
<p>I got in my spot, between Mom and Dad,</p>
<p>I thought 'bout my day and what fun I had.</p>
<p>Mama kicked out my bone from the covers below,</p>
<p>Then let loose a sigh , a sigh deep and low.</p>
<p>She gave me a kiss, and snuggled me tight,</p>
<p>and whispered so softly, <q>My darling, goodnight.</q></p>

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The rel should be "stylesheet" not "spreadsheet"

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